I really only watch TV one night a week, and that was last night, which was a particularly good night. So I decided to start a series of funniest quotes posts.
30 ROCK
Jenna: Oh, boy. Here's what we're going to do. You've probably never seen breasts before.So I'm going to lean over this desk, and you've going to give me a new page jacket.
Donnie: Please. I breastfed until I was eleven. So I've forgotten more about a woman's chest than you'll ever know.
Jack: Never go with a hippie to a second location.
Liz: I can't end up like that. I have to make money, and save it. I have to do that thing where they turn money into more money. Can you teach me how to do that?
Jack: With my eyes closed.
SCRUBS
Turk: If I want my candy to freshen my breath, I'll just slap some toothpaste on a Whatchamacallit bar and just go to town on that sucker!
J.D.: Big news, sports fans! I decided to start calling everyone 'sports fans.' I know I'm not the jock-y type, but I watched Hoosiers last night, and I like sports now.
THE OFFICE
Andy: Best ad ever, 'gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that--' I am totally blanking. What is the thing?
Jim Halpert: Nobody tell him!
Andy: Wh- no, why?
Jim Halpert: You got it. You're so close.
Dwight Schrute: Second Life is not a game. It is a multi-user, virtual environment. It doesn't have points, or scores, it doesn't have winners or losers.
Jim Halpert: Oh it has losers.
Dwight Schrute: I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then, my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. In my second life I was also a paper salesman and I was also named Dwight. Absolutely everything was the same. Except I could fly.
Michael Scott: I hate it! I hate it. I don't hate it, I just don't like it. At all. And it's terrible.
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