30 Rock was hilarious last night! I was trying to explain all the funny parts to Jim and it was getting a little convoluted, I think you just have to watch it for yourself. In the meantime, here are my favorite lines:
Jack What do you take to fly?
Liz Candy and magazines.
Jack No, pills. Nobody flies without medication any more. Why shouldn't you enjoy the same luxuries as a dog?
Liz (looking at pills Jack gave her) Comanapricil? May cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime…
Jack It’s very good.
(funny because Liz's response is exactly me, and Jack sounds so much like my mom!)
Liz No one has it harder in this country today than women. It turns out we can’t be President, we can’t be network news anchors and Madonna’s arms look crazy.
Jack There isn’t always a right answer. Say you’re on a lifeboat.
Kenneth You’re on a lifeboat.
Kenneth I don’t believe in hypothetical situations, Mr. Donaghy. That’s like lying to your brain.
Oprah Here try this. It’s wonderful. Salt water taffy from Rhode Island.
Liz Wow! Is this one of your favorite things?
Oprah Oh yes, and I have so many wonderful favorite things this year; sweater capes, calypso music, paisley tops, Chinese checkers, high heeled flip flops that lift up your butt and give you a work out. And you, Liz Lemon. Too many women are wearing themselves too thin these days. And what suffers because of that?
Liz Your bowel movements?
Oprah Your personal life.
Liz Personal life. Yes.
2 comments:
Agreed...definitely one of my fave episodes. I'm going to use Kenneth's line next time my boss presents me with a hypothetical situation.
One more for you:
Tracy: Liz Lemon! (To Jenna:) Nemesis.
Jenna: Liz, will you tell Tracy I don’t even want to speak with him.
Tracy: Okay, two can play at that game! Liz, could you please tell Kenneth that Liz wants him.
haha, another great one!
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