last night on TV

I have to say the Sims reference on 30 rock made me laugh the hardest...

The Office
Michael Scott: You all took a life here today. You did. The life of the party.

Michael Scott: Now I know what the founders of Phillip Morris felt like. You just wanna give people a smooth, fun way to relax, and suddenly you're just some terrible monster.

Michael Scott: [walking into the office holding an espresso cup] Guys I'm scared. I'm really scared. I think I'm growing into a giant because look at this normal-sized coffee cup. Looks so tiny in my giant hand now.

Angela: Look, I hate to be "that person" but I just don't like the general spirit of music.
Michael Scott: I know, I know! Angela, a lot of people doubted Cafe Disco at first but it is a magical place you have to give it a chance. If these walls could talk they would say, "this is a magical place. You are safe here. We have talking walls. We're not going to eat you."
Michael Scott: Hey hey, Angela, no! No cleaning up.
Angela: You are forcing to be down here, am I not allowed to have fun?

30 Rock
Tracy: Every man should know his father.
Jack: That's easy for you to say.
Tracy: No it wasn't. I struggled through that sentence.

Liz: I don't have a lot of real life experience, but if I have learned anything from my Sims family, when a child doesn't see his father enough, he starts to jump up and down. And then his mood level will drop...until he pees himself.

Tracy: I may hug people too hard and get lost in malls, but I'm not an idiot.

Liz: He asked me when my cult was committing suicide. (in reference to her sturdy shoes)